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A Swiss couple agreed to babysit for their friend, who gave them some rather excessive instructions on how to care for the 6-month-old. In return, they Photoshopped a series of “worst-case scenarios” in order to send hourly photo-updates on how the baby was doing.

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

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lord-of-the-rings-is-my-drug:

a secret only fire can tell

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deanisanactualprincess:

thanks osric i didn’t my heart anyways

annehathawillannehathaway:

"are you wearing the-"

"the chanel boots? yeah i am"

yakfrost:

youhavetobelieveinme:

can you tell i am a pro at keeping track of my files
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me tooimage

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thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

lzbth:

Swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree.

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phancenta:

Phil is really good at Youtuber Whispers

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I wish now only to be in my own armchair

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larklet:

luchia13:

I just had this sudden vivid image of Enjolras trying to deal with a crying five year old and oh my god it’s amazing

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darlingthumbelina:

win-the-revolution-with-style:

maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

OR ON DVD

OR LITERALLY ANYWHERE THATS AVAILABLE PUBLICLY

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